Silver and Copper

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly.
But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.
She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend
Chapter title is a 1992 song by Rage Against the Machine found here: https://youtu.be/bWXazVhlyxQ

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly.
But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.
She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend
Chapter title is a 1994 song by Weezer found here: https://youtu.be/kemivUKb4f4

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly.
But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.
She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.
**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend
Chapter title is a 1992 song by the Gin Blossoms found here: https://youtu.be/ah5gAkna3jI

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad.
But something is off here at Oxford, and she can't quite put her finger on it.
She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.
**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend
Chapter title is a 1996 song by Tori Amos found here: https://youtu.be/0_W-vJ3hXhA

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad.
But something is off here at Oxford, and she can't quite put her finger on it.
She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.
**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend
Chapter title is a 1994 song by Hole, found here: https://youtu.be/RD9xK9smth4