The North American Friends Movie Club

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.
A loving mother.
A devoted daughter.
And the power of adult friendships.
We watched the 1989 American comedy drama film - Steel Magnolias
So pour yourself a glass of Louisiana sweet tea.
And slip into a handsome, floral vest.
Because we’re the Steel Magnolias of podcasting.
And, since this is a serious movie, Brent’s sound effect is going to be one, single, hospital-room beep.
[one single hospital room beep]

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.
A nation at war.
A house in disarray.
And every single actor that has ever appeared on The North American Friends Movie Club.
We watched the 2012 American biographical historical drama - Lincoln
So slip into your tallest hat.
And shave a crazy beard onto your face.
Because we’re the Lincolns of Podcasting.
And this show is a cannonball aimed at your ears!
[sound of a cannonball whistling through the air and then exploding]

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.
A timid banker.
A magical mask.
And a lively affair at the Coco Bongo.
We watched the 1994 American superhero slapstick comedy film - The Mask
So slip on your yellow-ist fedora.
And bite down on your giant dentures.
Because we’re the The Masks of podcasting.
And this is the sound we make when we see a beautiful episode.
[Wolf howl followed by panting]

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.
4 women.
3 bank robberies.
And 650 squibs.
We watched the 1996 American crime action film - Set It Off
So slip into your bank-robbing wig.
And grab as much money as you can.
Because we’re the most professional crew in podcasting.
And this show is our stolen getaway car.
[vroom vroom vroom]

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.
Colourful costumes.
Magnificent makeup.
And 174 musical numbers.
We watched the 1990 American crime action film - Dick Tracy
So slip into your yellow-ist trench coat.
And use your watch to call the coppers.
Because we’re the Dick Tracys of Podcasts.
And this show is our police-issued tommy gun.
[sound of a tommy gun]