The North American Friends Movie Club

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.
A murder trial.
A divided jury.
And the highest waistlines you’ve ever seen in your life.
We watched the 1957 American legal drama film - 12 Angry Men
So pour yourself a glass of courthouse tap water.
And smoke 78 indoor cigarettes.
Because we’re the angriest men in podcasting.
And when it comes to the charge of “being bad at podcasting,” we find the defendants...
Not Guilty!

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.
A loving mother.
A devoted daughter.
And the power of adult friendships.
We watched the 1989 American comedy drama film - Steel Magnolias
So pour yourself a glass of Louisiana sweet tea.
And slip into a handsome, floral vest.
Because we’re the Steel Magnolias of podcasting.
And, since this is a serious movie, Brent’s sound effect is going to be one, single, hospital-room beep.
[one single hospital room beep]

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.
A nation at war.
A house in disarray.
And every single actor that has ever appeared on The North American Friends Movie Club.
We watched the 2012 American biographical historical drama - Lincoln
So slip into your tallest hat.
And shave a crazy beard onto your face.
Because we’re the Lincolns of Podcasting.
And this show is a cannonball aimed at your ears!
[sound of a cannonball whistling through the air and then exploding]

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.
A timid banker.
A magical mask.
And a lively affair at the Coco Bongo.
We watched the 1994 American superhero slapstick comedy film - The Mask
So slip on your yellow-ist fedora.
And bite down on your giant dentures.
Because we’re the The Masks of podcasting.
And this is the sound we make when we see a beautiful episode.
[Wolf howl followed by panting]

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.
4 women.
3 bank robberies.
And 650 squibs.
We watched the 1996 American crime action film - Set It Off
So slip into your bank-robbing wig.
And grab as much money as you can.
Because we’re the most professional crew in podcasting.
And this show is our stolen getaway car.
[vroom vroom vroom]