Is Your Therapist Going to Listen to our Podcast? (it's our Season 4 Wrap-up+200th Episode!)
Emily and Ky have no memory of anything they talked about ever, which makes our seasonal wrap-up episode a fun surprise for everyone! Turns out they covered some good shit, and had some wild times in Season 4! From stoned snack experiments, and re-living childhood trauma to slutty orchids on the beach, and high-speed song contests in a van, there's almost nowhere your hosts didn't bravely go this year. We bought our first microphone, introduced sound effects, and did our first ever re-release episode! But what's next for the pod? A lot! We've got sound quality and back end improvements planned, guests lined up, and we even preview some new topics! Tune in, Cephalopods, and thanks for the memories!
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1:18:17
Mari-hoo-wanna (it's about Reefer Madness)
We at Wine Weed Weird Headquarters hope you and yours had a beautiful, joyful 4/20, rife with frantic piano playing, and being in the company of men only if you wanted to. Of course, it was high time (see what we did there?) that we covered this classic propaganda film that Ky didn't know existed. Seriously, she just thought Emily wanted to do a podcast about smoking too much or something. But God bless her, she was down to clown! Tune in for consequence-free car crashes, piano as metaphor for mania, a completely useless FBI, and people smoking quantities of weed that would kill an elephant.
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48:16
Their Feet Don't Displease Me (it's about the Rugrats Passover)
Happy Passover to all who celebrate! And there's no Passover like the one at Borris and Minka's where everyone gets locked in the attic! Emily and Ky rank holidays, dig into Christian hegemony, rave about entirely different Passover adaption, The Prince of Egypt, and explain babies to Teddy! I promise they also discuss the Rugrats episode. Look, you wanted more banter, you got it! Tune in next week for a celebration of the other important holiday coming up this weekend...and no, I don't mean Easter!
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46:44
It Makes You Pointy and Hot (it's about Smoking: the Choice is Yours)
Emily, Ky, and Ky's favorite shape are back in this episode about a rare Disney short about Alcohol's Best Friend: Smoking! Tune in to learn what you should do if people don't respect you, what a dude ranch is, and the etymology of the word 'dude' (you won't believe it!). We also unpack Ky's childhood trauma, remember a favorite past episode, and consider thrill seeking behavior. We got one complaint about our last episode: that there wasn't enough banter before we dove into the topic. Don't worry. We fixed that issue this week!
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42:33
Maybe this was a Terrible Idea (it's about Alien Erotica)
Season four is nearly over, and we couldn't let it end without keeping our Promise of Porn!!! Yes, finally, Emily and Ky read you random ameteur internet erotica. But not just any erotica! Alien Erotica! Tentacle Erotica! Choose your own Adventure Erotica!!! Get ready to hear Emily and Ky get uncomfortable, and potentially intrigued reading each other the first thing that pops out to them on a random alien porn fan fic site Ky found! We have no details, we did no preparation, and...this might have been a terrible idea. CW warning for explicit content, CNC, Sub/Slave dynamics, tentacle porn, breeder kinks, gang bangs, etc. etc. etc.
Join Emily (and her vape), and Kyla (and her wine glass) for a minimally edited exploration of songs, movies, and shows that leave us with a lot more questions than answers. It’s basically a night with your besties without you needing to put on pants, or participate in the conversation! Have I mentioned we’re really funny?
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