JaackMaate’s Happy Hour

Alfie has been racking up views on social media and has gone viral not once, not twice, not three- actually yeah it was three times. He tells us how he ended up on the news and how he’s dealing with his new found fame. 

Jaack is being a boomer, his (stolen) cat also did something that traumatised him, and we hear about the terrible things he received for his birthday. 

Robbie’s got wood. He’s been fighting kids. Those two sentences are thankfully not related. He also got high. Very, very high. 

Stevie accidentally became best mates with a roadman. Plus he shares how he’s planning to do some unspeakable things on July 3rd… 
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Podcast worlds COLLIDE for the crossover episode of dreams. We sit down with Jacob and Jake from The Screen Rot Podcast and put them to the ultimate test: the Rot Tier List. From infamous TikTok figures to viral internet icons, we run through some of the most controversial online personalities and force them to decide who truly belongs in the deepest pits of the internet, and who might actually deserve some respect. 

On the chopping block this episode are HSTikkyTokky, Sid Batty, Cycling Mikey, DannyBoy83, The Sidemen, and more. Is Beavo using a penis double? Is Paul Breach self aware and intentionally rage baiting? Is Angry Ginge out of touch now? 

We’ve also got some exciting news for those of you who fancy seeing us, and Screen Rot, LIVE this year! 

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The FourSkins are travelling back in time to the 90s (1800s for Robbie) to relive their best and worst school memories. Jaack reveals the reason why he was expelled. Alfie talks about how his dad took matters into his own hands when Alfie was being bullied by a teacher. Stevie shares why his history teacher was his biggest enemy. 

We chat about the most vile rumours that were spread about teachers, and the weird gifts they would accept from students. It’s a bit of a show and tell too - Robbie brings in his report cards which rated the position you came in each subject out of all the other students, and Stevie shows us his anti-bullying cartoon which clearly wasn’t very effective as he’s relentlessly bullied by the boys because of a secret job he had whilst at school… 

If you enjoyed this, check out #104 for more school stories, and #384 and #629 for more nostalgic trips down memory lane! 
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For Danny Aarons' FIFTH appearance on Happy Hour, we decided to test his lying skills with a game of 'Would You Lie To Me?". We have several statements for Danny to read out - some are truths that he's submitted and some are lies that Jaack has made up - and it’s up to Stevie to separate the fact from the fiction.  

From footballer fist fights, to Fortnite confessions, to cinema cameos, to merch misery, to mental breakdowns over bugs. We’re horrified at Danny’s weird pronunciation of a certain word, and he also makes a shocking confession about his toilet habits. 

We chat to Danny about looksmaxxing, why he regretted becoming a dad, his hatred for streamer N3on, and whether he'll be back in the boxing ring again. Plus, how Jaack managed to cause a huge argument between Danny and his fiancée Tennessee... 
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Jaack’s birthday is coming up and, instead of giving him free will to do whatever he likes to celebrate it, we're choosing for him. The FourSkins have been individually planning his dream birthday and are pitching their ideas to Jaack. With the cake design, birthday presents, special guests, birthday song as well as the schedule for the big day, there's plenty to plan... 

Check out episode #572 to hear us plan Stevie’s dream birthday. 
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