Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

What’s the real trait you need for a long, happy marriage?
(It’s not what you think, and it’s going to annoy a lot of people.)
Elsewhere, Pete is furious with the cast of Stranger Things, claiming that if he’d been given the chance, he’d have absolutely smashed it and carried the show on his back. Netflix, call him.
And finally, we meet a man whose entire Christmas was destroyed… by a Deliveroo driver.
Marriage truths, Hollywood delusion, and festive devastation — all in one episode.

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0:00 Pete jealous of stranger things stars + and having envy 
9:53 letting strangers into your life 
11:38 best trait to have a happy marriage 
19:54 Life after fame 
24:25 Pete didn’t know Jordan’s where from Micheal Jordan 
26:44 child stars + not working 
35:56 36 year old woman sleeps with two boys 
43:31 Shout out to one of our sick Sheetsters 
46:48 “are we narcissists?”
51:52 “I hold grudges”
57:25 I can’t make new friends 
1:05:35 no empathy + loved ones dying 
1:12:06 Dilemma about delivery driver 

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

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On this week’s episode, the boys have a very good time breaking down what actually makes bad sex… bad. The conversation spirals into a list of emotional words that don’t exist in English, which unexpectedly unlocks a bunch of stories you rarely hear out loud. And Pete shares a hilarious tale about his dad ignoring instructions and somehow turning it into a very avoidable (and very funny) accident.

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0:00 Luke & Pete bind over someone they HATE!
3:36 Bad moods & Panic attacks  
7:29 What my brother Found in My House After Being Away Too Long
9:36 stress as an excuse for being fat 
11:08 When Embarrassment Is a Management Style
16:07 Pete couldn’t be a CEO
17:09 Divorce Saved Him Millions
18:19 Pete hates management he know all their tricks 
23:02 My kids make me feel so vulnerable I have anxiety 
27:03 dealing with death 
29:44 Pete’s dad funny Christmas story 
35:59 Emotions English Has No Word For
40:46 Am I a cuck?
43:26 man does adult videos with his own brother 
45:21 fake taxi 
47:15 back to the words 
52:42 stories of Pete being a dad 
58:30 more words 
1:00:00 Pete is a very jealous person 
1:02:57 making horrible jokes isn’t funny 
1:13:19 more words 
1:17:17 bad sex 
1:23:17 The filth!!!!!
1:24:49 more words 

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

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Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

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This week we ask the big questions: why would a man cheat after 30 years of loyalty? If someone says something racist by accident, should it be held against them? Pete also finds himself defending naked wrestling. Plus, we tackle a listener dilemma about escaping a life of crime with no money saved — do you risk one last push to get ahead, or settle for a low-paid job that could become a lifelong trap?
The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!
👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).
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If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

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0:00 we’ve had some complaints 
3:54 Cutting out screens, sugar and sex for the new year 
7:54 Pete doesn’t think he need to change anything 
10:46 Ai ruining our creativity + stealing ideas 
23:01 octopus have nine brains and can taste with their arms
24:23 taking advantage of aliens + why would he cheat after 30 years of being faithful?
29:06 life must look different from the top 
31:20 Pete is proud he learnt something new 
34:07 when someone says something racist by accident 
36:34 crab mentality + bringing poor and famous 
54:29 Pete justifies his naked wrestling 
57:37 man leaves girlfriend because of how many men she’s been with 
1:04:28 people who have no empathy + borrowing money and not paying it back 
1:10:39 Question: I’m trying to leave a life of crime but haven’t saved any money, what should I do?

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

🎧 Podcast
► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

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Find Luke Craig @:
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On this weeks episode Pete gets in the Christmas spirit and has a drink and the boys answer some intimate questions from one of the Sheetsters. And they play a game the only way they can play it, with complete chaos.

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!
👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).
Don’t miss it!

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

0:00 Tour news 
3:22 Was I verbally abused in front of my daughter?
6:01 Pete upset French won’t speak English to him in France 
9:00 Stealing from supermarkets(only joking) 
16:22 the stinkiest fish ever 
19:20 intimate personal questions from the sheetsters x4 
51:33 Pakistani baby 
56:25 Christmas Crakers 
1:02:13 Game time 
1:35:02 Dilemma: seeing a woman for 3 weeks should we do Christmas presents? 

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

🎧 Podcast
► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902

Find Luke Craig @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

(audio Version)

On this weeks episode Pete gets in the Christmas spirit and has a drink and the boys answer some intimate questions from one of the Sheetsters. And they play a game the only way they can play it, with complete chaos.

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!
👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).
Don’t miss it!

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

0:00 Tour news 
3:22 Was I verbally abused in front of my daughter?
6:01 Pete upset French won’t speak English to him in France 
9:00 Stealing from supermarkets(only joking) 
16:22 the stinkiest fish ever 
19:20 intimate personal questions from the sheetsters x4 
51:33 Pakistani baby 
56:25 Christmas Crakers 
1:02:13 Game time 
1:35:02 Dilemma: seeing a woman for 3 weeks should we do Christmas presents?