Sun-kissed without the sun, tallow on your face, tape on your wrinkles, salmon sperm for “collagen”—2025 skincare got weird. We go trend by trend and ask the only question that matters: is it safe, effective, and worth your time?
We break down melanotan and drinkable tanning drops (hard no), give beef tallow a nuanced reality check, explain why double cleansing can help—or hurt—your skin, and dig into barrier repair, Cicaplast, diaper cream, and hydrating masks. We compare face taping to neuromodulators, cover when LED masks actually work, walk through smart skin cycling, and demystify hypochlorous acid as a budget MVP. And yes, we tackle salmon sperm facials—what PDRN promises, what the data actually shows, and why novelty glow isn’t the same as results. We wrap with how AI may personalize routines without replacing expert care.
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