Condo Karens, Search Engine Terrorism and the War on Competence- The Florida Smears Continue
Matt Gaetz says Hope Florida is a scam.
Dagen McDowell says saving elderly lives after Surfside was cruel.
Croaky says: Let’s torch the grift. 🧵
They couldn’t beat Casey DeSantis, so they smeared her program.
Condo Karen Dagen McDowell Smears DeSantis for addressing an issue she's claiming he didn't address.
Byron Donalds PR arm Florida's Voice Brandon Leslie literally confesses: they just want to poison Google results.
This isn’t journalism.
It’s propaganda wrapped in Botox and broadcast through clickbait.
“If Gaetz sells the lies wholesale, McDowell shrink-wraps them for Fox Business.”
🎧 The full takedown is here. Gaetz, McDowell, Andrade, Leslie… all of them.
Croaky brought the receipts.
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1:41:49
Debt Delusions: Self Inflicted Wounds
What do tariffs, bond yields, and used Hondas have in common?
They’re all more expensive because of idiots.
Croaky's back to break it down.
#DebtDelusions #SupplyShock
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1:11:54
Swamp Rebellion: How the Florida House Tried to Kneecap DeSantis (and Failed)
🚨 The real story out of Florida:
The House leadership — packed with lobbyist puppets — declared war on Governor DeSantis.
They tried to sabotage his agenda, defund his reforms, and ram through a reckless budget.
The Senate?
They rejected the House’s "crap sandwich" budget and stood with DeSantis.
✅ Hope Florida is working — and that terrifies them.
✅ DeSantis isn’t playing lame duck — he’s still leading.
✅ The swamp wants Florida back — but the fight’s only begun.
This isn’t about one program.
It’s about whether Florida stays free — or whether the old Tallahassee swamp returns.
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I'm Not An Expert But...How Dave Smith Lost a Debate and Invented a Genre
This Easter, Croaky examined the rise of people who disavow expertise while demanding its privileges. From Dave Smith quoting GDP figures like holy scripture to social media mobs declaring gang tattoos and border policy with zero firsthand knowledge, the episode dissects how faux humility has become armor for unchecked arrogance.
In a world where microphones are free but knowledge costs effort, we ask:
What happens when loud replaces learned—and when “I’m not an expert” becomes a brand?
The answer, unfortunately, is already all around us.
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2:06:03
Society Is Not A Suggestion: The Myth of the Unsigned Social Contract
Croaky and Tahgi plunge into the ghostly realm of the social contract—scrutinizing it from multiple angles, from Burke to Hegel to Stirner, and even Kant. Is society a rational agreement between individuals? A sacred covenant across generations? Or just a clever scam by professors and priests to domesticate your will?
In a no-holds-barred episode, Croaky deconstructs the absurdity of “I never signed the social contract” memes while Tahgi defends the notion that we’re born into institutions like fish into water. Along the way, they debate whether families are organic or institutional, whether obligations are felt or forged, and whether Nietzsche should ever be allowed in polite society.
With chicken jokes, Kantian morality, and just enough philosophy to make Twitter arguments awkward for your friends, this is the episode where ideas don’t get participation trophies—they get grilled, deboned, and served with a side of the moral imagination.
Croaky Caiman is natures humble janitor just here to take out the trash through political discourse. Listen to Croaky Caiman, a conservative intellectual cartoon gator, have conversations with people from all backgrounds about current events, history, the U.S. political system, and law through sharing his extensive knowledge with a bit of humor and intermittent swear words. Not recommended for listeners under age 18.
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