TS TV: A Twin Peaks Podcast

Damn, this episode sucks!
Pete cooks up a stalematey chess move for Dale, the girls put together the poem Earle wrote for them, and over at the catboy shack Windom tells Leo he loves poetry and making arrows...? Nadine dumps Ed, who for real this time proposes to Norma, who dumps Hank, who’s off to jail for real this time. A Hot Guy shows up with Audrey’s name on him...! Finally, Josie Packard, and her plotline, meet a bitter, racist, uninspired end.
Also: ableism leaves a foul taste in Sadie’s milf, Lily does NOT say the F-slur, and your illustrious hosts debut a new segment: TWIN PEAKS BINGO!!
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Things mentioned:
"Songs in the Key of Z" by Irwin Chusid
Blue Corpse (Jandek album)
Daniel Johnston
The Devil and Daniel Johnston (documentary)
House (film)
Face Like a Frog (short film)
Marina Abramovic's pieces “Rest Energy”, “Lovers”, and "The Artist Is Present"
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Music by Jamie Page
Show art by Mya Fernandes-Giles
This episode edited by Lily
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FIRST THINGS FIRST: WE ARE NOT FREE FROM FUCK MANSION!!!! I REPEAT, THERE HAS BEEN NO ESCAPE FROM FUCK MANSION!!!!!!!! GET BACK IN THERE JAMES HURLEY YOU POUTING LITTLE SLUT!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, Windom Earle decided just the one chess-based high-concept fucked up clue delivery system wasn’t enough, so he sent pieces of his dead wife’s wedding dress to a bunch of cities that make a big C on a map. He’s still doing the chess thing though, which Dale deals with by contracting Pete, who it turns out has secretly been a chess genius the whole time? But other important Earle news: he’s really into playing the flute now? And has decided to keep Leo as a boy pet. Also he’s giving some message to Donna, Audrey, and Shelley, and leaves a spooky death mask for Dale but that’s less important.
Meanwhile: Hank is getting sent back to the slammer for shooting Leo. Nadine invents polyamory when she walks in on Ed and Norma in the afterglow. The cops suspect Josie probably shot that guy. But Catherine seems ready to sell Josie to Thomas Echkardt as I guess a sex slave, in what continues to be the worst plotline on the show. And last but not least, Audrey, Jerry, and Jacoby bring Ben back from civil war land by having him win the civil war for the South ????????????
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Things mentioned:
Sadie’s grandma Claire, and birds
BirdNote
The Fall (2006)
Ribbon Skirt – Bite Down
“The Cohost Sheev Palpatine Pivot! Post”
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
The First Wives Club (1996)
The “wrow” vine
Cliff Blazinksi’s dumb Bioshock: Infinite Roger Ebert death post lol
Hundreds of Beavers (2022)
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This episode edited by Mary Chan at Organized Sound Productions
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A pretty bad episode of Twin Peaks makes for a killer episode of TS TV. Coop spends a lot of time telling us about how Earle is so epic and twisted. Leo becomes a slasher villain for a scene and then runs off into the woods like Frankenstein's monster. Ben is still doing the civil war. The “old cranky mayor who is mad his brother died from f***ing this preternaturally hot woman” plotline resolves in the most insane way imaginable. Finally, Lily forgets the mill burned down and Sadie doesn't correct me– I mean her? What gives, Sadie??
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Things mentioned:
Jackson Galaxy
Mount Eerie
Xiu Xiu
Castration Movie
I Saw the TV Glow (check out our episode on it!)
Reason Over Passion (film)
Reason Over Passion (quilt)
Joyce Wieland’s “What They Do at Sunrise”
Sherilyn Fenn’s Instagram account
“The dogshit Obi-Wan Kenobi show”
Jeffrey Marsh (evil Twin Peaks character)
Jeffrey Marsh (2010s nonbinary influencer)
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Coop gets the lowdown from Major Briggs on his space spirit journey, and learns of some pretty rad visions and not too much else. Then he and Denise initiate Operation Boymoder to snag the nefarious Canadians, with a TS Gambit in the back pocket for when Ernie's profuse sweat makes things go south.
Meanwhile: Dick and Andy launch their own investigation into whether Little Nicky is the devil from da bible. Ed and Norma MAKE OUT!!!!!! Then Hank beats Ed up!! Then Nadine beats Hank up!!!!!!!! Ben Horne is all in on the civil war. Harry continues to be kinda gross and useless to Josie. LEO WAKES UP!! And in Fuck Mansion James is…getting played…. on some Lannister twins shit????? And Windom Earle sends his next move…….in the form of MURDER!!!!!
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Things mentioned:
Universal Language (2024)
La Chimera (2023)
The Brutalist (2024)
I Saw the TV Glow (2024)
The Twentieth Century (2023) (and its bizarre wikipedia article LOL)
Lily’s notes on vanishing Video
El Ghourabaa
Leila Marshy – My Thievery of the People
Super Mario Odyssey
Xiu Xiu: The Sent Down Girl (1998)
wendy carlos boymoding video
The Straight Story (1999)
Jonni Peppers' movies Wasteland (2019) and Barber Westchester (2021)
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Dale decides to buy a house in Twin Peaks, and settles on the insanely cursed Dead Dog Farm. But oh mon dieu…. there was a cocaine deal done right there?? And they left their coke lying around and it could clear his name !!!! What a deus ex machina! The only thing crazier would be if Garland Briggs reappeared in the middle of the night wearing a pilot’s outfit! Now let me take a big sip of this water….
Meanwhile: old newspaperman Dougie Milford dies from a heart attack from fucking too good. His brother wants to press charges but all the boys in town are too enamored with his newlywed widow Lana so they act out a renaissance painting of fawning over her, to Lucy’s chagrin. Nadine joins the wrestling team and nearly kills Mike the snake. James continues to get drawn deeper into his bizarre softcore porn/gothic novel subplot. Audrey has a shockingly bisexual reaction to meeting Denise. Ed has a new domino??? And last but not least: Andy and Dick Tremayne become convinced that Little Nicky IS the devil from the bible!!!!
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CONTENT WARNINGS FOR NEXT EPISODE: I have covid so I can’t record the next episode content warning without sounding like a Ghoul but it’s basically just the show continues to be gross to Josie and the specter of Leo’s violence arises. Usual Twin Peaks fare otherwise!
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Things mentioned:
Samuel Delany – Dhalgren
Moby Dick
Joyce Wieland
Fiona Apple – Fetch The Bolt Cutters
Dionne Brand – Thirty
David Guetta Ends Racism (note this is not the original song he actually dropped but the original is not much better tbh)
Lust, Caution (2007) (NOT Lust, Passion I said it wrong lol)
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Music by Jamie Page
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This episode edited by Sadie
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